Monsters & Mince
Monsters & Mince is a loud, chaotic, actual play Dungeons & Dragons podcast about four unlikely allies living in the totalitarian city of Baldur’s Gate.
Who Are We?
Monsters & Mince is an actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast played by five friends in the Highlands of Scotland.
Jamie Morrison is an award winning writer and actor, he is the Dungeon Master, through dice rolls, improvisation and notes, he tells the story.
Ali Rae is an award winning writer, actress and singer, she plays Daisy Hammerbraid, a lightfoot, halfling rogue.
Caitlin Mackenzie is an award winning writer, actress and singer, she plays Reykur, a red dragonborn warlock with an affinity for fire.
Katie Morrison is an award winning writer and actress, she plays Urmdell Honk, a stout, halfling wizard.
Michael McGinn plays Bobo, a goliath fighter.
Episodes
Jul 2, 2024
Jul 2, 2024
1hr 48 min
Four unlikely allies meet in a local tavern in the city of Baldur's Gate, a totalitarian state where the police are brutal and crime and disease are rife.
This episode contains:Strong Language. Graphic descriptions of nudity, violence and gore.Drug and alcohol misuse.
Aug 1, 2024
Aug 1, 2024
1hr 11 min
Focaccia signs the gang up to fight in the arena, but before they can, they must undergo a set of trials to prove their worth.
This episode contains:
Strong Language.
Graphic descriptions of violence and gore.
Drug and alcohol misuse.
Child endangerment.
Sep 1, 2024
Sep 1, 2024
1hr 4 min
Urmdal, Bobo and Reykur prepare to face off against Noir and several other opponents within the Baldur's Gate Fighting Pits, all the while Lieutenant Bootsie watches over the event. Daisy and Focaccia collect bets in a scheme to make some extra money.
This episode contains:
Strong Language.
Graphic Descriptions of Violence and Gore.
Drug and Alcohol Misuse.
Oct 1, 2024
Oct 1, 2024
1hr 52 min
The group perform for Bootsie, and learn of a horrific murder before being informed that not all is right in the city of Baldur's Gate.
This episode contains:
Strong Language.
Graphic descriptions of nudity, violence and gore.
Drug and alcohol misuse.
Music performed under parody rights and fair use law.
Nov 1, 2024
Nov 1, 2024
51 min
A bonus episode, in which all of the cast play Crispy Steve, to determine exactly what he got up to between episodes 1 & 2.
This episode contains:
Strong Language.
Graphic descriptions of violence and gore.
Drug and alcohol misuse.
Sexual content.
Child endangerment.
Jan 29, 2025
Jan 29, 2025
2hr 43 min
Caitlin Mackenzie takes the reigns as Dungeon Master for this holiday special episode in which the comrades go to Focaccia's annual holiday party for the Feast of The Winter Star, however, when the party ends, a whole new adventure begins...
This episode contains:
Strong Language.
Graphic Descriptions of Violence and Gore.
Drug and Alcohol Misuse.
Animal Cruelty.
Comments on Bereavement.
Mar 1, 2025
Mar 1, 2025
1hr 36 min
After discovering a mysterious passageway outside of The Dreamer's Hotel, the comrades find themselves deep in the heart of cult territory, and uncover a plot to resurrect the old gods.
This episode contains:
Strong Language.
Graphic descriptions of violence and gore.
Drug and alcohol misuse.
Nov 1, 2025
Nov 1, 2025
1hr 21 min
The comrades struggle to decide what to do after discovering the identity of the murder victim from the Dreamer's Hotel before meeting with Reykur's Master.
This episode contains:
Strong Language.
Graphic descriptions of violence and gore.
Drug and alcohol misuse.
Feb 4, 2026
Feb 4, 2026
2hr 13 min
The comrades go on a shopping trip before receiving a worrying invitation.
This episode contains:
Strong Language.
Graphic Descriptions of Violence and Gore.
Drug and Alcohol Misuse.